13 – न्युटनजीको स्याऊ

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कुनै सेता छन् , कुनै निला छन्

कुनै साह्रा छन् , कुनै गिला छन्

कुनै होचा छन् , कुनै अग्ला छन्

कुनै बाङ्गा छन् , कुनै सग्ला छन्

कुनै महल छन् , कुनै दुला छन्

कुनै बलिया छन् , कुनै लुला छन्

जस्ता भएपनि खोल्नेका लागि

आफ्ना कलेज साह्रै ठुला छन्

कतिको

गुणस्तर हेर्दै काम्ने छ

कतिको निती छात्रवृतिले डाम्ने छ

आखिरी काम्नेको पनि, डाम्नेको पनि

अन्तिम लक्ष्य

हाम्रै बाबुको खल्ती छाम्ने छ ।

पढाउँछौँ भन्नेको सग्लो छत हुँदैन

सग्लो छत हुनेको पढाउने लत हुँदैन

दुवै दावी गर्नेको

शिक्षा परिषदमा खत हुँदैन

दशौँ वर्षपछिको प्रलोभनमा सेकाउँछन् कसैले

भर्ना नै नगरी खातामा नाम लेखाउँछन् कसैले

कलेजको बिलले ढाड भाँचेर

बुवा कुप्रो पर्नुहुन्छ

मलाई देख्नेबित्तिकै आमा

तर्सेर थुप्रो पर्नुहुन्छ

तेलको भाउ बढ्दा कलेज

मासिक शुल्क बढाउँछ

अरूबेला भ्याकेसन भ्याकेसन भनेर

जाँचको मुखमा

आउट ड्रेसमा एक्स्ट्रा क्लास पढाउँछ ।

मास्टरको भित्र छिर्ने बेला

विद्यार्थीको निस्कने बेला हुन्छ

बाहिर हेर्दा तातो घाममा

सानोतिनो मेला हुन्छ

घरभित्र छोरालाई

पढिस् भन्दा पढेँ भन्छ

रिजल्ट खोइ भनी सोध्दा

भोलि भोलि भनिर’न्छ

क्याम्पस त्यस्ता, पढ्ने यस्ता, पढ्ने किताब हजार पेजको

यहि तालले कसले कहिले विकास गर्ने हाम्रो देशको

कहाँ मतलब हुन्छ हजूर ठाउँमा बस्ने नामीलाई

न्युटनजीले स्याऊ खाएनन् दु:ख दिए हामीलाई ।।।

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12 Responses to “13 – न्युटनजीको स्याऊ”

  1. Bednath Pulami (Umesh) on January 14th, 2009 at 6:03 am

    न्युटनजीको स्याऊ – वास्तविकता ओकल्नु भएको छ । र धेरै राम्रो ।

  2. Umesh Shrestha on January 14th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Real description of educational sector!

  3. Byakul Pathak on January 14th, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    Ramro chha tara ali kalatmakta bhaidiyeko bhaya jhan uttam hunthyo

  4. chanky shrestha on January 15th, 2009 at 3:27 am

    Funny and satirical.

  5. Om prakash sapkota on January 15th, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    yedamai ramro lagyo …..doharayera teharayera pade..bado majja le rachiyako rahecha ..i appreciate much more for this न्युटनजीको स्याऊ …yekdamai ramro

  6. Bikran on January 16th, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    dherai ramro cha satire dina ta ujeli ji lai nikai aaucha .. dami laagyo malai kabitatmak byanga :D

  7. Bikran on January 16th, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    dami cha satire hanna ta ujeli ji ko jawaf nai chaina :D ekdam ramro laagyo :D

  8. prem baniya on January 16th, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    imagine of best missing

  9. आकार on January 16th, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    एकदम सटिक छ !

  10. AK RAI on July 12th, 2009 at 11:04 am

    VERY VERY APPROPRIATE AND TRUTHFUL POEM FULL OF HUMOUR. CONGRATULATION AND KEEP ON WRITING.

  11. Arjun on October 26th, 2009 at 3:56 am

    Beautiful !! awsome , reality !!

  12. sanju silwal on December 8th, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    dheri ramro 6

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छायाँ योद्धा- मनोरमा सुनुवार

Editor's Choice, कविता

यूद्ध,
तिम्रो शक्ति प्रर्दशनको थलो
सत्ता कब्जाको उपाय
वीरता प्रमाणितको दह्रो कसी
तर यूद्ध,
कदापी तिमी एक्लै लड्दैनौ
संभवत तिमीसंगै
तिम्रोभन्दा विकराल यूद्ध
हामीले लड्दै आएको हुनुपर्छ ।

यूद्धस्थलमा तिमी लडिरहँदा
शत्रुपक्षको तरबारले
पहिले हामी रेटिन्छौं
अभावमा
भोकमरीमा
असुरक्षामा,
तिमीले प्रहार गरेको आर्टिलरीबाट
गोला बनेर फेरि
हामी नै बज्रन्छौं
विपक्षीको परिशरमा
अनि प्रत्येक रात
प्रत्येक दिन
आफैँ ध्वस्त हुन्छौं
कहिं सेक्स स्लेभज्ञ बनेर
कहिं कम्र्फट वुमनद्द बनेर ।

हाम्रो मातृत्वलाई
चुनौती दिने यूद्धले
फेरि हामीसंग नै योद्धाको माग गर्छ,
शरिर अव कारखानामा
अनुवादित हुन थाल्छ,
तथापि
जैविक कारखाना
दृष्टि विहिन हुन सक्दैन
सक्दैन हुन सम्बेदनाहिन,
आफन्तसंग वियोगको
आँशुमा पौडदै
लड्नुछ संघर्षको मैदानमा
प्रत्येक निमेषमा ।

बलत्कार,
हामीमाथि मात्रै प्रहार हुने
तिम्रो यूद्धको एक अभिन्न हतियार,
हामी हजारौं मृत्यू वरण गर्दै
बाध्यछौं विउतिन,
अनि यो कुरुप र विकृत युद्धसंग लडेर
तिमीछेउ आइपुग्छौं,
फेरि तिमीबाट तिरस्कृत हुनुको पीडासंगैं
जीवनको अर्को युद्धमा होमिन पुग्छौं ।

इतिहास साक्षी छ,
श्रृङखलाबद्ध वर्वर यूद्धहरू
यसरी लडिरहिउँ हामीले,
रुवाण्डाको जातीय यूद्धमा
पूर्व यूगोस्लाभियामा,
पाकिस्थान /बंगलादेशमा
विश्वयूद्ध /शितयूद्ध/ गृहयूद्धहरुमा
भूगोलका रेखा रेखामा
लडिएका यूद्धहरुमा ।

हामी तिम्रो यूद्धभूमिमा
यौन सेवा प्रदायक, भान्छे, सेविका
वफादार आत्मघाती दस्ता,
अनि तिमीसंगै
काँधमा बन्दुक बोकेर हिड्ने लडाकु,
तथापि यूद्ध
तिम्रो मात्रै पेवा
तिमी मात्रै यसको विजेता ।

कहलाएँनौ कहिल्यै हामी विरंगना
टाँगिएन कहिल्यै हाम्रो छातीमा भिक्टोरिया क्रश
गाइएन कहिल्यै हाम्रो विरताको गाथा,
यद्यपि
हरेक थरी यूद्धमा विचलित नभइ
निरन्तर लडी रहन सक्ने,
आदम्य साहस भएका
हामी
वास्तविक योद्धा
यसअर्थमा
तिमी
फगत छायाँ योद्धा !

हालः श्रीलंका

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- राजेन थुलुङ्ग

Editor's Choice, गजल

विकासको बाढी गाउँमा हुल्न सक्नु पर्छ ॥
फिका मनमा रंगबनी घुल्न सक्नु पर्छ  ॥

गमलामा उन्यू पनि फूल जस्तो लाग्छ,
पराग छर्दै काँडाबीच  फुल्न  सक्नु  पर्छ ॥

मोटरमा अल्छि पनि मेची-काली पुग्छ,
भारी बोकी लेकबेँसी डुल्न सक्नु पर्छ ॥

जुलुसमा दुष्ट पनि देशप्रेमी बन्छ,
देशले माग्दा ज्यानकै माया भुल्न सक्नु पर्छ ॥

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Holiday dilemma – Renu Rai

February 16th, 2010

In the past when I used to work, I really did not have to worry about purchasing provisions and stocking them in the freezer. There were times when I seldom ate at home and occasionally shopped. Bu after becoming a full time house wife, it was rather a different story.

Since the Chinese New Year would last for 4 days, I bought meat, vegetables, fruits and dried stuff a day before the holiday would commence. I thought these huge scales of food would last me throughout the holiday. During this festive occasion, the temperatures plummeted to 11 degrees and somehow lower in the New Territories. The colder the weather, we tend to eat more compared to the warm humid weather. On 15th February, through my window I could see Local Supermarket, Kai Bo open its door. So, I hurriedly sent my husband to purchase some dairy goods. In the usual days it only took him 5 minutes the most, but on that day it took him something like 40 minutes. Entering the house I enquired why it took him ages. He answered the queue was unusually long.

Then on the last day of the New Year, my fridge was technically empty. So having had no choice, I ran to the vegetable market. I had 100% hope that the businesses have resumed back to normal. Carrying my shopping bag and the shopping list, I stepped out of my flat. Few people were seen on the street and to my dismay 98% shops were still closed. Some hungry shoppers like me were eyeing here and there if they could get their luck for whatever purposes they have dragged themselves out of their beds on this freezing windy morning.

I desperately needed something to make chicken soup, so I went shop to shop. Unfortunately none of these shops were opened. I finally found one vegetable store, run by the Indian. He had a very few selection of vegetables. So I thought I would go for Choi sam.  Since there was no price tag, I asked the price for a catty of the vegetable.

He said, “$20!”

I said, “What?” He said

“Well, it is $24 but then you can buy for $20.”

Having had no choice I bought a half catty damaging $10.

Oh god, I said. Only a day before this particular holiday, a catty of choi sam cost $5, now the price has hiked to $20. I thought it was ridiculously expensive.

While heading home, I found another shop has just opened. And to my surprise the prices there were much cheaper rather like usual day when compared to the Indian guy’s. It occurred to me that the Indian has taken advantages of the hungry shoppers who would buy for any given price. I repented buying from him. Since only one or two shops were operating, I could not buy everything that my list contained.

Seeing the Kai bo’s door opened, as I was about to enter, my eyes caught a very long queue. “Oh no, if I buy anything from there, it meant queuing for an hour to get to the cashier. Forget it!” Then I turned my back and  forwarded my steps towards my flat.

God I had started to hate holidays. Holidays means shops closed. When the shops and malls are closed there is no point to go out. So you are left with only one choice – stay-at-home or alternately fly to somewhere outside Hong Kong. Stay home, watch television, browse net & yes eat and eat. A couple of years ago when the Chinese Lunar New Year came it was time to rejoice. The good thing about the New Year was hefty Lai see. And yes holiday meant relaxation. Waking up at any time of the day and eating whatever you wanted that the restaurants & the fast food centre catered. I did not have to worry about what to eat and what next to buy. Now as a devoted housewife and a mother, my life is complete & fulfilling.  But now holiday has become something that I strongly loathe. Sorry to say this to the people out there who hugely love the holiday season.

“Nothing lasts for ever” this old adage is applicable in everyone’s life whether happiness, sorrows, joy, fear or any other physical & emotional traumas. But then life has to move on despite of whatever/where ever fate takes us.

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